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Naughty Monkey Pumps! Want.

by Jill Rilla

Ok, I admit I have a thing about shoes. And handbags. Also jackets. Perhaps it’s more accurate to say that I adore accessories. But they have to be sexy, that’s pretty much the bottom line. I never did little-girl-style cute, never wore pink, hell I never wore dresses for that matter. But now I do adore me some sexy shoes.

Naughty Monkey, you are totally doing it for me! And you know, I’m kinda seeing these as — I’m gonna go ahead and say it — Thanksgiving shoes. That’s right, the ones you wear as you relax all slinky-like on the couch while someone else (preferably a well-dressed man) opens up the take-out containers. For Thanksgiving dinner. Me for dessert. With the shoes on, so long as the shoes don’t get damaged.

Maybe it’s that leopard print that is giving me that yummy, shivery feeling. Or the fact that they’re Mary Janes: kind of Little Girl Only NOT. One thing is certain, I prefer my pumps to have an ankle strap — slings are just too iffy when I’m loping around in them.

They have these fabulous Chiller platforms in a red patent plus Dalmatian pattern that Cruella deVil would (quite literally) kill for, and there’s a lovely zebra and black patent too. But the toffee and leopard it DOING it for me, girls. Looks like Heels.com has ‘em for under $100…

I’m all done with Halloween. Hello, Fall!

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